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[Jun. 12th, 2008|03:36 pm] |
pockets: it's a cornucopia of good
pockets: or something
Andrew: sounds wholesome
pockets: man, satyrs and shit were all about cornucopias, and they're hella wholesome
pockets: cornucopias and massive erections
pockets: which i guess isn't as wholesome
pockets: ok you know what nevermind |
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| obviously southerners aren't retarded but goddamn that stereotype gets enforced |
[Feb. 13th, 2008|04:44 pm] |
punktressqueen (4:32:14 PM): that blonde girl is retarded.
punktressqueen (4:32:19 PM): i mean, not actually retarded.
punktressqueen (4:32:23 PM): just really fucking dumb.
punktressqueen (4:32:30 PM): "is europe a country?"
punktressqueen (4:32:37 PM): "i mean... i know they speak french there."
punktressqueen (4:32:53 PM): "i'm going to go with france. but i'm not sure whether france is a country."
punktressqueen (4:33:44 PM): and then when they tell her that budapest is the capitol of hungary, she's like, "hungary? like i'm hungry? i've heard of turkey, but i've never heard of hungry!"
konekokaiyu (4:34:10 PM): wow
punktressqueen (4:34:24 PM): yeah.
punktressqueen (4:35:12 PM): with a southern accent.
konekokaiyu (4:36:28 PM): goddamn
punktressqueen (4:36:35 PM): yeah.
konekokaiyu (4:36:36 PM): is everyone from the south retarded?
punktressqueen (4:36:41 PM): apparently.
punktressqueen (4:38:04 PM): so bad.
punktressqueen (4:38:52 PM): how are people allowed to be that stupid.
konekokaiyu (4:39:09 PM): because in america you can be what you want to be
punktressqueen (4:39:19 PM): i mean, granted, i probably know more random shit than most people i know, but seriously.
konekokaiyu (4:39:20 PM): and if that's an uneducated trophy wife, then so be it
punktressqueen (4:39:45 PM): this is why people should not be permitted to procreate with relatives.
konekokaiyu (4:40:04 PM): but their cousins are so hot, kat
punktressqueen (4:40:44 PM): i know, but think of the future, for our children. and south africa and the asian countries and the iraq.
punktressqueen (4:40:55 PM): like um such as and.
konekokaiyu (4:41:36 PM): yeah, they don't have maps out there either |
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[Apr. 11th, 2007|01:40 am] |
omg duckies (1:36:36 AM): alright let me get this out of my system
omg duckies (1:36:56 AM): WHOLAHAY WHOLAHAY WHOLAHAY WHOLAHAY WHOLAHAY WHOLAHAY WHOLAHAY WHOLAHAY WHOLAHAY WHLOAHAY WHLOAHAY WHLOAHAY
SlytherinFerret (1:37:13 AM): XDDDDDDD
motomiya (1:37:14 AM): what?
omg duckies (1:37:40 AM): tyra had the contestants give themselves nicknames
omg duckies (1:37:45 AM): and one of them named herself
omg duckies (1:37:47 AM): wholahay
motomiya (1:37:54 AM): ....wow. XD
omg duckies (1:38:01 AM): and tyra was like
omg duckies (1:38:22 AM): "Why don't we give you a different name? You have such a pretty skintone. Your nickname is Brown."
motomiya (1:38:33 AM): LOL
SlytherinFerret (1:38:39 AM): it was great XD
SlytherinFerret (1:38:48 AM): now we finally know
SlytherinFerret (1:38:53 AM): how princess peach got her name
SlytherinFerret (1:38:57 AM): tyra banks gave it to her
omg duckies (1:39:19 AM): "Toadstool is an ugly name. You have such beautiful skin..." |
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[Oct. 29th, 2006|09:17 pm] |
SlytherinFerret (9:15:56 PM): and I hate iceland
SlytherinFerret (9:16:04 PM): I can't think of a single other thing we get from there
SlytherinFerret (9:16:07 PM): other than lazy town
omg duckies (9:16:11 PM): Bjork?
SlytherinFerret (9:16:13 PM): .......
SlytherinFerret (9:16:14 PM): OKAY
SlytherinFerret (9:16:17 PM): OFFICIALLY
SlytherinFerret (9:16:19 PM): I REALLY HATE ICELAND |
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| thanks dad |
[Feb. 11th, 2006|10:34 pm] |
omg duckies (10:30:24 PM): Did you see The Truth About Charlie?
chancellortrance (10:30:46 PM): Yes, I really loved Thandie Newton. HOT!!!
chancellortrance (10:31:24 PM): Did I mention that Thandie Newton was in "The Truth About Charlie?"
chancellortrance (10:31:32 PM): She is HOT!
chancellortrance (10:32:56 PM): There wasnt much else to watch. I mean Mark Walburg is OK. But he is no Cary Grant.
chancellortrance (10:33:10 PM): Did I mention that Thandie Newton was in it?
chancellortrance (10:33:26 PM): Ask me if she was any good.
omg duckies (10:33:48 PM): Was she any good?
chancellortrance (10:34:21 PM): She was totally the hottest babe. |
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[Jul. 8th, 2005|08:31 am] |
ShinkuBakaNeko: So like
ShinkuBakaNeko: Does Amelia Bedelia count as a maid fetish character?
ShinkuBakaNeko: She's pretty hot. |
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[May. 27th, 2005|08:56 pm] |
KonekoKaiyu: ANYWAY HOW ARE YOU
SlytherinFerret: ack XD;;
SlytherinFerret: I'm okay 8D
SlytherinFerret: uhm 8D
SlytherinFerret: do you want the capsule version of my life? XD
KonekoKaiyu: Only if it's a suppository |
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[May. 14th, 2005|03:31 am] |
SlytherinFerret: http://www.bestbuy.com/site/olspage.jsp?skuId=7127067&type=product&productCategoryId=pcmcat33100050027&id=1109938021546
SlytherinFerret: explain to me why this is a good idea
KonekoKaiyu: um
KonekoKaiyu: if
KonekoKaiyu: you're too lazy
KonekoKaiyu: to take it out of your pocket
KonekoKaiyu: because you're too fat
SlytherinFerret: uh huh
KonekoKaiyu: and your fingers can't grasp the ipod
KonekoKaiyu: without it slipping out of your porcine fingers
KonekoKaiyu: then maybe it's a good idea.
KonekoKaiyu: but only maybe
KonekoKaiyu: because if your fingers are fat
KonekoKaiyu: you probably won't be able to hit the buttons anyway. |
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[May. 6th, 2005|05:02 pm] |
KonekoKaiyu: I think I am going to make a porn in which it is just a guy sitting on a swing set for an hour
KonekoKaiyu: while a thumping techno version of "I JUST CAN'T WAIT TO BE KING" plays in the background
ShinkuBakaNeko: LOL
KonekoKaiyu: and there are a humongous pair of testicles superimposed over this.
ShinkuBakaNeko: They should be in the sky
ShinkuBakaNeko: Sort of behind him
ShinkuBakaNeko: Looming.
KonekoKaiyu: Like some great alien force.
ShinkuBakaNeko: Oh, btw
ShinkuBakaNeko: The Cyber Demon at the end of Doom 3?
ShinkuBakaNeko: JESUS CHRIST
ShinkuBakaNeko: I was like, "La la l....DEAR GOD WHAT IS THAT"
KonekoKaiyu: You were in Doom 3 and you were going La La La?
KonekoKaiyu: What, was there a field of posies or something?
KonekoKaiyu: OH WAIT THERE MIGHT HAVE BEEN SINCE IT WAS TOO DARK TO SEE
ShinkuBakaNeko: Pff
ShinkuBakaNeko: It wasn't that dark.
KonekoKaiyu: I know. It's kind of like the obligatory LOL XBOX IS BIG joke. |
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[Apr. 28th, 2005|10:17 pm] |
KonekoKaiyu: where is jason anyway? :C
envision crisis: Watching Sad Jewish War Gang Bang Movie. |
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[Apr. 22nd, 2005|08:17 pm] |
lessthansignpi: I want to be Joan Crawford next Halloween but I don't think anyone would get it
lessthansignpi: but it would be so much fun to beat people with wire hangers 8D |
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[Apr. 13th, 2005|09:38 pm] |
KonekoKaiyu: ...<3
Tiarlynn: ...>--<3-->
KonekoKaiyu: ...tanya, that was really gay
Tiarlynn: ...alex, you are really gay
KonekoKaiyu: ...point |
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[Apr. 4th, 2005|10:31 pm] |
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lessthansignpi: someone should photoshop NEEDS MORE COWBELL onto a Nanami picture |
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| wisdom from my sister |
[Apr. 3rd, 2005|11:28 am] |
xXL u V v RXx: if I was in a cartoon I'd have big square glasses
xXL u V v RXx: but I'd be really hot, just with glasses.
xXL u V v RXx: she seems like the type to have big boobs...
KonekoKaiyu: she has large breasts, yes.
KonekoKaiyu: I think she's an H cup, I can't remember.
xXL u V v RXx: H cup.
xXL u V v RXx: are u for real real?
KonekoKaiyu: Yup.
KonekoKaiyu: She really wants a reduction.
xXL u V v RXx: I mean, GOD. h cup..
xXL u V v RXx: a..b...c..d...e..f...g..h!!!
xXL u V v RXx: THa'ts big
xXL u V v RXx: you could fit a baby in each boob. |
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[Mar. 21st, 2005|12:24 am] |
SlytherinFerret: I was always waiting for pooh to turn about and be like
SlytherinFerret: "Christopher Robin, you are such a fag. ...But we love you anyway."
SlytherinFerret: or "You are gonna get your ass kicked if your momma ever stops homeschooling you, boy" |
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[Mar. 19th, 2005|10:21 am] |
KonekoKaiyu: I don't think Kai slits her wrists enough :c
SlytherinFerret: maybe every time I go ROFL
SlytherinFerret: I cut just a little bit deeper :c
SlytherinFerret: ..............okay I really don't think I can even pull that off with a straight face so. XD
KonekoKaiyu: ROFLing is the gateway to self-abuse :c
SlytherinFerret: IT MASKS MY GREAT PAIN
SlytherinFerret: AT BEING ALIVE
m a j i k i a: IT ENDED IN SEX AND PAIN
m a j i k i a: SO I CUT MYSELF TO LET GO
SlytherinFerret: ROOOOOFL*stab*
SlytherinFerret: so you're like "doo doo doo 8D" and then suddenly there's a huge harlequin fetus next to homer simpson and a bloody arm |
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[Mar. 13th, 2005|07:00 pm] |
SlytherinFerret: OKAY I AM TAKING A VOTE
SlytherinFerret: WHAT IS COOLER: RESIDENT EVIL OR JURASSIC PARK?
KonekoKaiyu: ....Jurassic Evil :|
SlytherinFerret: ...SO UNHELPFUL
KonekoKaiyu: Well Resident Park doesn't sound very threatening
SlytherinFerret: it sounds like an old folks home ;_;
m a j i k i a: RESIDENT PARK.
m a j i k i a: "QUIET. They're approaching the grandmother paddock!"
SlytherinFerret: I JUST REALISED I COULD HAVE AN UMBRELLA CORP ICON
SlytherinFerret: AND NOW I AM REALLY ON THE FENCE
KonekoKaiyu: LET GO OF THE FENCE TIMMY
SlytherinFerret: ........
SlytherinFerret: "ONE"
SlytherinFerret: "TWO"
SlytherinFerret: "THAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH"
m a j i k i a: KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!!! |
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[Mar. 5th, 2005|12:45 am] |
majikia: XD Ah, man
majikia: my little gaystalker is so fun XD
majikia: It's like My Little Pony
majikia: but it's a 16-year-old XD |
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[Feb. 19th, 2005|08:51 pm] |
SlytherinFerret: the politics dept finally figured out having three shitty advisors for the whole dept who don't know anyone's names and aren't even assigned to set students is a bad idea 8D
SlytherinFerret: and are like "we are assigning you all individual faculty advisors! isn't this REVOLUTIONARY! worship us!!"
KonekoKaiyu: your uni is gay :c
KonekoKaiyu: and by gay i mean stupid, not homosexual.
KonekoKaiyu: although this is NYU and that leaves a whole lot of wiggle room.
SlytherinFerret: wiggle room
SlytherinFerret: so big
SlytherinFerret: you could drive a tour bus of fags through it
SlytherinFerret: a rainbow coloured tour bus |
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[Feb. 16th, 2005|01:55 pm] |
ShinkuBakaNeko: HEY
ShinkuBakaNeko: How come your geishacorn has no snippets of any of our conversations!?
ShinkuBakaNeko: Come ON, I'm a comedic GOLD MINE.
ShinkuBakaNeko: THE PUBLIC DEMANDS ME.
ShinkuBakaNeko: ....PAY ATTTENTION TO ME plz.
KonekoKaiyu: SAY SOMETHING FUNNY FIRST. |
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